Sunday, May 04, 2008

Top secret research published!



After several years intensive study, very high level classified research, I'm finally ready to publish my findings... perhaps it might help other guys out there who need to understand the finer points of the women they love! :-)

10 comments:

Crazy Over You said...

lol. Who are you in love with Mr?

Loy said...

A part of my research is still classified!

lol.

Crazy Over You said...

Good one!! :D

Allen Patterson said...

LOL FOF!! That's a poor excuse! Classified?!?

Allen Patterson said...

OH! Yeah.. one more thing... Now I need to know how to use all those dials and switches. After 25 years I still could use an intensive training manual... I'm assuming your research covered that too??

Loy said...

Yes, indeed, my research does cover precisely how to use the complicated switches; however, it's not as easy as it sounds, because the switches cannot be set to the same parameters all the time and still produce the same results.

One must understand that the correct setting on individual switches is dependent upon the internal barometer of the subject -- AND subject to change at a moment's notice... and woe be to you if you don't understand how and when to change the setting [even whenever the change parameters are unspoken].

So, it's not as easy as it appears: it's not enough just to have the schematic; one must posses the underlying models of variable mathematics and exponential catalyst agents.

It's all in my research but you'll have to pay a small subscription fee!

:-)

grin.

Loy

Crazy Over You said...

oh my. we aren't THAT difficult.

Loy said...

True, true, lol.

There was a slight amount of exaggeration there, for the cause of effect, lol [masculine hyperbole].

Actually women are probably no more difficult than men -- more complex, maybe, but not more difficult.

Difficulty is a human thing, not a gender thing...

But don't ruin my humor with the facts!

:-)

Crazy Over You said...

NOW who's being difficult? ;D

Sherri said...

Loy...
It would have been much simpler and easier if you would have done what I suggested. Listen to Brad Paisley's "Ode de Toilet" song and simply follow his advice "PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!"
Thanks for the LOL Loy!
Sherri