A parable of the toys

Verily, verily it is written: a laugh a day keeps the doctor away! :-)

Faith and toys

Atheism
There is no toy maker.
Polytheism
There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism
The toys made themselves.
Capitalism
He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Communism
Everyone gets the same number of toys, and whoever is caught selling his toys will go straight to hell.
Buddhism
He who dies with no toys, wins.
Confucianism
Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Branch Davidians
He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Hinduism
He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
Jehovah’s Witnesses
He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Mormonism
Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Muslim
He who plays only with soldier toys, wins.
Satanism
He who plays with fire, wins.
Judaism
He who plays without following the rules, loses.
Anglican
They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox
No, they were OURS first.
7th Day Adventist
He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Baptist
Once played, always played.
Catholicism
He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Pentecostalism
He whose toys can talk, wins.

Additional:

Gnosticism
He who has secret toy knowledge wins.
Scientology
Toys were made by aliens!
Agnosticism
Do toys really exist?
Nihilism
Live as if the toys have no tomorrow!
Rastafarian
Rasta mon! Nice toy, can I make a bong out of it?

Grin.

Thanks, Sigmund, Carl and Alfred, for the great post.

Smile and have a great day everyone! There's a point to the humor somewhere, if I could just find it, lol. :-)

p.s. if I offended anyone in above said categories, please do not take your toys and go home! I really do value your toy thoughts, so smile!