Verily, verily it is written: a laugh a day keeps the doctor away! :-)
Faith and toys
There is no toy maker.
There are many toy makers.
The toys made themselves.
He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Everyone gets the same number of toys, and whoever is caught selling his toys will go straight to hell.
He who dies with no toys, wins.
Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
He who plays only with soldier toys, wins.
He who plays with fire, wins.
He who plays without following the rules, loses.
They were our toys first.
No, they were OURS first.
7th Day Adventist
He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Once played, always played.
He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
He whose toys can talk, wins.
He who has secret toy knowledge wins.
Toys were made by aliens!
Do toys really exist?
Live as if the toys have no tomorrow!
Rasta mon! Nice toy, can I make a bong out of it?
Thanks, Sigmund, Carl and Alfred, for the great post.
Smile and have a great day everyone! There's a point to the humor somewhere, if I could just find it, lol. :-)
p.s. if I offended anyone in above said categories, please do not take your toys and go home! I really do value your toy thoughts, so smile!